" patron saints "

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1: A saint is:

  * e.g.,  ...  St. Joseph is the patron saint of families because he was the patriarch of the Holy Family. 

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2:  a Christian who has lived a holy life in God's service which should serve as an example to other Christians

  * e.g.,  ...  St. Mary is the patron saint of the Americas because of the apparition of Our Lady at Guadeloupe. 

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3:  one who is declared by the Catholic church, through the process of canonization, to be in heaven

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4: Because saints are in heaven and in good grace with God, Christians, especially Catholics, ask these saints to intercede for them in prayer to God. (This is not worship of the saint!) Due to the nature of each saint's life on earth, he or she is likely to take up certain causes, which are said to be that saint's patronage.

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5: In short, a patron saint is a holy person in heaven who prays for those in certain situations on earth. Which situations are assigned to each saint is decided by the aspects of the saints' earthly lives.

 [ "The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed" ]

1: You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

  * e.g.,  ... Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie" 

 [ "The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals" ]

1: Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

  * e.g.,  ... The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday. 

 [ "Patron Saint of Woman-Harm" ]

1: And this weekend is double xp weekend for half-Asian women!

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Patron Saint of Woman-Harm! Yeah! Total throwback! Man, it's been ages."